June 17, 2026


On The Upside with Marley

The Freedom To Be Yourself

June brings Pride Month, a time when many people celebrate the freedom to live authentically. While Pride has special meaning for LGBTQ+ communities, the lesson behind it is something almost everyone can relate to: the challenge of being yourself in a world that often pressures you to be something else.

Most of us, at one point or another, have worried about what other people think. We seek approval from family, friends, coworkers, or complete strangers. Sometimes we hold back an opinion, avoid a dream, or hide a part of ourselves because we fear criticism, rejection, or judgment.

The problem is that living for approval can become exhausting. No matter how carefully you try to please everyone, there will always be someone who disagrees with your choices. There will always be someone who thinks you should live differently, think differently, or pursue a different path.

The good news is that freedom begins the moment you stop making everyone else’s opinion your responsibility.

That doesn’t mean becoming selfish or ignoring the people who care about you. It means understanding that your worth is not determined by popularity, agreement, or applause. It comes from living honestly and treating others with respect while remaining true to yourself.

Ironically, people often become more confident, more successful, and more fulfilled when they stop trying so hard to gain approval. Authenticity has a way of attracting the right people and opportunities while filtering out those that were never meant for you.

Pride Month reminds us that authenticity matters. Not because everyone will approve of who we are, but because a life lived honestly is far more rewarding than one spent hiding behind expectations.

You don’t need permission to be yourself. The people who truly matter will appreciate you for exactly who you are.


Remarkable People Who Refused To Quit

History is filled with people who succeeded not because everything went right, but because they kept going when things went wrong.

  • Walt Disney was once told he lacked imagination and creativity before building one of the world’s most recognized entertainment companies.
  • Colonel Harland Sanders reportedly received hundreds of rejections while trying to franchise his chicken recipe before eventually finding success.
  • Thomas Edison viewed failed experiments as lessons rather than defeats, helping him become one of history’s most prolific inventors.
  • Grandma Moses didn’t begin painting seriously until her late seventies and went on to become a celebrated artist.
  • Abraham Lincoln experienced numerous business and political setbacks before becoming President of the United States.

The common thread isn’t talent. It’s persistence. Success often belongs to those who refuse to let temporary setbacks become permanent endings.


Strange Canadian Facts Most People Don’t Know

  • Canada has the world’s longest coastline, stretching more than 240,000 kilometres.
  • Manitoulin Island in Ontario is the largest freshwater island on Earth.
  • Churchill, Manitoba is known worldwide as the Polar Bear Capital of the World.
  • Canada has more lakes than any other country, containing roughly twenty percent of the world’s freshwater.
  • British Columbia has a desert. The Okanagan Desert receives surprisingly little rainfall each year.

Canada continues to surprise even lifelong Canadians with its unique geography, wildlife, and natural wonders.


The Library Order

A man walked into a library and asked loudly, “Can I get a cheeseburger, fries, and a coffee?” The librarian whispered, “Sir, this is a library.” Embarrassed, the man leaned closer and whispered back, “Oh. Sorry. Can I get a cheeseburger, fries, and a coffee?”


The Psychic

A woman hired a psychic to entertain guests at a birthday party. Everything was going well until the lights suddenly went out and everyone yelled, “Surprise!” The psychic nearly fell out of her chair. One guest looked puzzled and said, “I feel like that’s one thing she should have seen coming.”


The Talking Dog

A man saw a sign that read “Talking Dog For Sale.” The dog claimed he had travelled the world, worked with international agencies, and helped solve major mysteries. Amazed, the man asked the owner why he would sell such a remarkable animal. The owner replied, “Because he’s a liar. He hasn’t left the backyard in years.”


The Strong Password

A man called technical support because he couldn’t log into his account. The technician asked whether he had created a strong password. “Absolutely,” he replied. “It has capitals, numbers, symbols, and eight characters.” The technician asked, “What characters?” The man replied, “Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto…”


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Editors Quote Book

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

Oscar Wilde


Trivia Quiz

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1. Which Canadian province was the last to join Confederation?
Newfoundland and Labrador joined Confederation in 1949.

2. What is Canada's national horse breed?
The Canadian Horse is Canada’s official national horse breed.

3. Which Canadian city hosted the 1976 Summer Olympics?
Montreal hosted the 1976 Summer Olympic Games.

4. What is the largest freshwater island in the world?
Manitoulin Island in Ontario is the world’s largest freshwater island.

5. What is Canada's longest river system?
The Mackenzie River system is Canada’s longest river system.

6. Which province produces the most maple syrup?
Quebec produces the vast majority of Canada’s maple syrup.

7. What was Canada's first national park?
Banff National Park was established in 1885.

8. What is the capital city of Saskatchewan?
Regina is the capital city of Saskatchewan.

9. Which ocean borders Newfoundland's eastern coast?
The Atlantic Ocean borders Newfoundland’s eastern coastline.

10. Which province is known as Canada's Island Province?
Prince Edward Island is often called Canada’s Island Province.

 


A Canadian Wonder

Manitoulin Island, Ontario, is the world’s largest freshwater island and home to more than 100 inland lakes.

 

 


Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

Aries Mar. 21 – Apr. 19: Trust your instincts this week. Authentic choices strengthen confidence and improve important personal relationships.

Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: Stay true to your values. Consistency and honesty help build trust and lasting confidence.

Gemini May 21 – Jun. 20: Clear communication improves outcomes. Honest conversations strengthen relationships and reduce misunderstandings this week.

Cancer Jun. 21 – Jul. 22: Emotional awareness creates balance. Trust yourself and avoid seeking approval from the wrong people.

Leo Jul. 23 – Aug. 22: Confidence grows naturally when actions align with values. Stay authentic and move forward boldly.

Virgo Aug. 23 – Sep. 22: Small acts of authenticity create momentum. Trust your judgment and avoid second-guessing yourself.

Libra Sep. 23 – Oct. 22: Balance comes through honesty. Genuine conversations strengthen trust and improve personal connections this week.

Scorpio Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Stay focused on what matters. Authentic actions create stronger results than seeking approval.

Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: New opportunities appear soon. Trust your instincts and allow confidence to guide decisions.

Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19: Consistent effort pays off. Remain authentic and avoid distractions created by outside opinions.

Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18: Your perspective has value. Share ideas confidently and trust your unique thinking.

Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 20: Reflection brings clarity. Trust your values and allow authenticity to guide future choices.



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The Barber

A man asked his barber, “How much for a haircut?” The barber replied, “Twenty dollars.” The man asked, “How much for a shave?” The barber replied, “Ten dollars.” The man smiled and said, “Perfect. Shave my head.”


The Restaurant

A waiter asked, “Would you like a box for the rest of your meal?” The customer replied, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for the bill.”


The Therapist

A man told his therapist, “Everyone keeps ignoring me.” The therapist looked up and said, “Next, please.”


The Elevator Business

I started a business repairing elevators. It has its ups and downs, but at least it’s going somewhere.


The Broken Clock

I bought a clock that never works. I still keep it around because twice a day it’s the most accurate thing in the house.


The Last Word

“The moment you stop trying to fit in is often the moment you begin to belong.”


17 Comments

  1. Barbara McMurtrie says:

    I truly enjoy reading the perkolator . It’s funny and informative. I look forward to the next issue.

  2. Brenda Elizabeth Watt says:

    Grateful, Thank You so much 🙏

  3. YKW McKenna says:

    And our heartfelt thanx to you, Brian Garvey for coming up with the PERK idea 30 years ago. I and many others have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the publication for hopefully years to come.
    I commend you!

  4. Dave says:

    WELL DONE !
    The May 1st edition was the best I’ve read since becoming a follower. Positively Speaking……logical and smack on, the quiz, difficult but for the first time ever I’m 8 for 8! The bog island vid…who’d a thunk?
    I can’t be all positive though.
    The sand which board with I b4 e was a tough one for my aging eyes.
    Lastly, could your font be slightly larger with the adds just a wee bit smaller.
    So many magazines, internet articles, etc have yet to learn that their main audience is aging and eyes are not what they were of days past.
    Keep up the good work.
    PS: Adds work. I’ve used more than one company you’ve listed with total satisfaction (politicians excepted)

    • MGraphics says:

      Hi Dave. Firstly thanks so much for the comments. I’m not the writer of this stuff just the web guy. While reading anything that you find is too small on the internet generally all you need to do is hit your Control and the plus key or minus key together to increase or decrease the size of things. I’m afraid if we reduce the ads any smaller they won’t be readable and of course it’s due to their investment in the Perkolator that the publication can actually exist 🙂 Happy Spring.

    • Nina Davies says:

      why do l keep getting the same perkolator every month for the S Muskoka edition. this is the same issue running from Jan.2026.

      • Hi Nina

        The Perkolator doesn’t actually publish monthly, it publishes weekly. I cannot see what you’re seeing of course. However I have reviewed the website thoroughly and including the last 5 weeks Perkolator’s and there’s no duplication. The only thing I can determine is if you’re clicking on an old email from last month and expecting last months perkolator. Clicking on the link in your subscription email will always take you to the latest edition regardless of how old the email is. Perhaps that’s where the issue lies.

        Thanks for reading!

  5. Howard Brooks says:

    Today’s edition is the same as last weeks.

  6. Clara says:

    Please don’t change anything, I look forward to my weekly paper

  7. YKW McKenna says:

    Why, when I’m already a subscriber must the pop up SUBSCRIBE for double your pleasure pop up in the first place? Oh, I just realized, you can’t have pop ups in your printed newsletter.
    Silly me.

  8. Jessica Thibodeau says:

    Lately your articles seem to be very anti-woman. I’m most certainly going to stop reading!

    • Brian Garvey says:

      Good day Jessica. I do hope that you are still reading The Perkolator. Although you don’t say which articles you found objectionable, I can assure you that we, at The Perkolator, are not anti-women. In fact, if we look back to past issues men are the Butt of more jokes and stories than are women. In our world we need to find the humour in our words, habits, situations, and actions more often, whether we are male of female. The ability to laugh at ourselves and our humanness allows us to cope better with the stresses in life. I hope that you will consider continuing to read The Perkolator, understanding that we are only joking and mean no offense.
      Best Regards.
      Brian G

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