March 11, 2026
On The Upside with Marley
The freedom that comes from simplifying your life
Many people spend years trying to build a better life by adding more to it. More commitments, more possessions, more plans, more noise, more pressure, and more obligations that slowly crowd out the peace they were hoping to create. Yet there comes a point when many of us realize that improvement does not always come from addition. Sometimes it comes from subtraction. Sometimes the best thing we can do for ourselves is to simplify.
Simplicity creates room to breathe.
When life becomes cluttered, whether physically, emotionally, or mentally, even small problems can begin to feel overwhelming. A crowded schedule leaves little room for rest. A crowded home makes it harder to think clearly. A crowded mind makes it difficult to recognize what truly matters. Simplifying does not mean giving up ambition or becoming indifferent. It means choosing with greater care what deserves your time, your energy, and your attention.
There is also a quiet strength in letting go of what is unnecessary. We often hang on to things, habits, and even relationships long after they have stopped serving us simply because they are familiar. But familiar is not always healthy. Familiar is not always meaningful. Sometimes we hold on because we fear the emptiness that might follow, not realizing that the empty space may be exactly what allows something better to enter.
Simplicity can also restore gratitude. When life is stripped down to what is essential, small pleasures become easier to appreciate. A peaceful morning, a sincere conversation, a tidy room, a walk outdoors, or a quiet evening at home begins to feel like enough. And often, enough is far richer than excess.
Simplifying your life does not make it smaller
it makes space for what matters most to finally be seen clearly.
Fascinating Facts About Sleep
Sleep is one of the most essential parts of life, yet many people treat it as if it were optional. During sleep, the body repairs itself, the brain organizes memories, and the nervous system resets in ways that help us function better the next day. Without enough sleep, even the simplest tasks can feel far more difficult than they should.
- Dreaming is normal – Most people dream several times each night, even if they do not remember it in the morning.
- Your brain stays active – Sleep is not a shutdown period; the brain remains busy processing information and regulating important functions.
- Lack of sleep affects mood – Poor sleep can make people more irritable, less patient, and more emotionally reactive.
- Body repair increases at night – Sleep supports healing, immune function, and muscle recovery.
- Naps can help – A short nap can improve alertness and concentration, though long naps may leave some people feeling groggy.
- Consistency matters – Going to bed and waking up at regular times often improves sleep quality more than people realize.
Good sleep may not solve every problem, but it often makes problems easier to handle with a clear mind and a steadier mood.
Odd Headlines That Sound Made Up
“Local man says he is not avoiding exercise, just waiting for better weather indoors.”
“Town council debates whether potholes now qualify as seasonal wetlands.”
“Woman cleans entire house looking for glasses, finds them on face.”
“Study confirms most people hate meetings, especially the meeting about improving meetings.”
“Dog refuses expensive bed, continues sleeping on one shoe and a piece of paper.”
The Driving Lesson
A teenager said to her father, “Dad, can I borrow the car?” He said, “Certainly. Bring back a good report card, clean your room, and mow the lawn.” A week later she asked again, “Dad, have you thought about it?” He replied, “Yes. I’ve decided it would be easier for both of us if you just walked.”
The Alarm Clock
A man told his friend, “I bought one of those talking alarm clocks.” His friend asked, “Does it help you wake up?” He said, “Not really. Every morning it just says, ‘Good luck.’”
A Balanced Diet
My doctor told me I needed a more balanced diet. So now I eat a cupcake in each hand.
The Smart TV
A man said, “I bought a smart TV.” His wife asked, “What makes it smart?” He sighed and said, “It keeps suggesting I go outside.”
Editors Quote Book
“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”
—Confucius
Trivia Quiz
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Your Horoscope
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Taurus April 20 – May 20: Simplicity works in your favour now. Focus on practical priorities and let unnecessary distractions fall away naturally.
Gemini May 21 – June 20: A conversation brings useful clarity. Listen closely and you may discover an easier path than the one you expected.
Cancer June 21 – July 22: Home life feels more manageable when you stop overcomplicating small concerns and deal with them one at a time.
Leo July 23 – August 22: Your energy attracts attention. Lead with warmth rather than pride and you will strengthen an important connection.
Virgo August 23 – September 22: Decluttering your schedule or your thoughts brings relief. Make room for rest without feeling guilty about it.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21: Trust your intuition with financial or personal matters. Quiet observation reveals more than direct pressure will.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21: A new idea feels exciting, but steady follow-through will matter more than early enthusiasm this week.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19: Patience brings results. Keep building steadily and let discipline do the heavy lifting for you.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18: Your perspective helps others see a problem differently. Share your ideas, but keep them grounded in practicality.
Pisces February 19 – March 20: A calmer pace restores your creativity. Step back from noise and let inspiration return in its own time.
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Kitchen Logic
A wife asked her husband, “Why are you reading a cookbook in the living room?” He answered, “Because I like fiction.”
The First 5 Minutes Of Your Day!
What if just 5 minutes in the morning could completely change the direction of your day — and your life? In this video, I’ll walk you through a simple, powerful morning mindset reset that can help you start your day with clarity, purpose, and peace. You don’t need a long, complicated routine. You just need to start your day intentionally — before the noise of the world takes over.
✅ A simple 5-minute morning mindset routine that really works
✅ How to take control of your thoughts before the day controls you
✅ Why your first few minutes each day matter more than you think
✅ How small habits lead to big life change over time Your day is shaped by how you start it — and five intentional minutes can set the tone for everything that follows.
The New Password
A man called technical support and said, “My password isn’t working.” The operator asked, “What did you use?” He replied, “My memory, apparently.”
Staying Organized
After spending the afternoon cleaning, a woman proudly told her husband, “I finally have everything in the house arranged by category.”
He asked, “Really? Where are my car keys?”
She replied, “Unidentified metal objects. Second drawer on the left.”
The Last Word
“A simpler life is not an empty life. It is a life with fewer distractions between you and what truly matters.”


And our heartfelt thanx to you, Brian Garvey for coming up with the PERK idea 30 years ago. I and many others have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the publication for hopefully years to come.
I commend you!
WELL DONE !
The May 1st edition was the best I’ve read since becoming a follower. Positively Speaking……logical and smack on, the quiz, difficult but for the first time ever I’m 8 for 8! The bog island vid…who’d a thunk?
I can’t be all positive though.
The sand which board with I b4 e was a tough one for my aging eyes.
Lastly, could your font be slightly larger with the adds just a wee bit smaller.
So many magazines, internet articles, etc have yet to learn that their main audience is aging and eyes are not what they were of days past.
Keep up the good work.
PS: Adds work. I’ve used more than one company you’ve listed with total satisfaction (politicians excepted)
Hi Dave. Firstly thanks so much for the comments. I’m not the writer of this stuff just the web guy. While reading anything that you find is too small on the internet generally all you need to do is hit your Control and the plus key or minus key together to increase or decrease the size of things. I’m afraid if we reduce the ads any smaller they won’t be readable and of course it’s due to their investment in the Perkolator that the publication can actually exist 🙂 Happy Spring.
why do l keep getting the same perkolator every month for the S Muskoka edition. this is the same issue running from Jan.2026.
Hi Nina
The Perkolator doesn’t actually publish monthly, it publishes weekly. I cannot see what you’re seeing of course. However I have reviewed the website thoroughly and including the last 5 weeks Perkolator’s and there’s no duplication. The only thing I can determine is if you’re clicking on an old email from last month and expecting last months perkolator. Clicking on the link in your subscription email will always take you to the latest edition regardless of how old the email is. Perhaps that’s where the issue lies.
Thanks for reading!
Today’s edition is the same as last weeks.
Apologies Howard. It’s now fixed. The automation wasn’t automatic!!!
Please don’t change anything, I look forward to my weekly paper
We’re glad to hear that you’re enjoying The Perkolator.. You keep reading it and we will keep it coming.
Why, when I’m already a subscriber must the pop up SUBSCRIBE for double your pleasure pop up in the first place? Oh, I just realized, you can’t have pop ups in your printed newsletter.
Silly me.
As well. Without being “logged into” a website, there’s no way for it to determine who you are. SO it displays for everyone 🙂
Lately your articles seem to be very anti-woman. I’m most certainly going to stop reading!
Good day Jessica. I do hope that you are still reading The Perkolator. Although you don’t say which articles you found objectionable, I can assure you that we, at The Perkolator, are not anti-women. In fact, if we look back to past issues men are the Butt of more jokes and stories than are women. In our world we need to find the humour in our words, habits, situations, and actions more often, whether we are male of female. The ability to laugh at ourselves and our humanness allows us to cope better with the stresses in life. I hope that you will consider continuing to read The Perkolator, understanding that we are only joking and mean no offense.
Best Regards.
Brian G