November 11, 2026


On The Upside with Marley

Remembering Is Something We Do Together

Every November 11, we stop for a moment and remember people most of us never had the opportunity to meet.

We remember young Canadians who left their families, their jobs, and their plans for the future. We remember those who never came home, those who returned carrying wounds we could see, and those who carried memories that stayed with them for a lifetime.

It can be difficult to imagine the uncertainty they faced. For many of us, war is something we have read about, watched in documentaries, or heard described by an older relative. For them, it was daily life.

Remembrance Day isn’t about celebrating war. It’s about recognizing its terrible cost, honouring those who served, and appreciating how precious peace really is.

And perhaps it asks something of us, too.

We can’t change what happened generations ago. But we can decide how we treat the people sharing our world today. We can choose patience over hostility, understanding over suspicion, and compassion over indifference. We can disagree without turning our neighbours into enemies.

Those choices may seem small beside the sacrifices we remember. Yet a peaceful community is built, in part, through the ordinary ways people care for one another.

At eleven o’clock today, many of us will stand quietly for two minutes. We may think of a family member, a name on a cenotaph, or someone serving far from home.

Then the moment will end, and life will carry on. The real opportunity is to let that moment influence what comes next. Perhaps we can thank a veteran, listen to a story from an older neighbour, or teach a child why the poppy matters. Remembering becomes more meaningful when we pass it along.

Remember their sacrifice. Appreciate our peace. And whenever you can, help make the world a little more worthy of both.


Why the Poppy Became a Symbol of Remembrance

The red poppy is a familiar sight on Canadian coats each November. Its connection to remembrance reaches back to the First World War and the fields of Europe, where poppies grew in landscapes devastated by fighting.

Canadian physician and soldier John McCrae gave the flower lasting meaning in his poem In Flanders Fields. After the war, the poppy became a symbol of remembrance for those who died in military service.

Today, wearing one is a simple, visible gesture. It does not mean every Canadian has the same view of every war. It means taking a moment to acknowledge the people whose lives were changed or lost in service.

On November 11, ceremonies across Canada bring neighbours together at cenotaphs, schools and community gathering places. Even if you cannot attend, a quiet moment of reflection can carry the same sincere respect.


The Surprising Benefits of Learning Something New

There is something satisfying about finally understanding a skill that once seemed impossible. It might be learning three guitar chords, identifying birds at the feeder, fixing a bicycle or figuring out a feature on your phone.

Learning gives us more than a useful ability. It introduces variety into familiar routines, provides a sense of progress and often connects us with people who share our curiosity.

The trick is to begin small. Choose one thing you genuinely want to know, find a patient teacher or a trustworthy guide, and allow yourself to be a beginner. Nobody starts out knowing everything.

A few minutes of practice can be more valuable than a grand plan that never begins. This week, give yourself permission to be curious about something completely new.


The Library Mystery

A man walked into the library and asked the librarian for a book about finding lost things. She checked the catalogue, frowned, and said, “That’s odd. We had three copies yesterday, but nobody can find them.”


A Very Careful Driver

A driving instructor asked his student, “What would you do if you saw a sign that said ROAD CLOSED?” The student thought for a moment. “I’d turn around.” “Excellent,” said the instructor. “And if you saw a sign that said DETOUR?” “I’d ask who Tour is and why we’re looking for him.”


The Restaurant Critic

A customer waved the waiter over. “There’s a fly in my soup!” The waiter leaned in, studied the bowl and said, “You’re right, sir. I’ll bring you a spoon. He’s much too small for a fork.”


The Garden Expert

A neighbour admired a man’s enormous tomatoes. “What’s your secret?” she asked. “I talk to my plants every morning,” he said. “Does that really help?” “I’m not sure,” he admitted, “but the weeds seem frightened enough to leave.”


The New Smartphone

A grandmother proudly announced that she had bought her first smartphone. “Now I can ask it anything!” she said. Her grandson smiled. “What have you asked so far?” “Mostly where I put my glasses so I can read the answers.”


Editor’s Quote Book

“Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind.”

— John F. Kennedy


Trivia Quiz

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1. Which country is home to the ancient city of Petra, famous for its buildings carved into rose-coloured rock?
Jordan. Petra was the capital of the ancient Nabataean Kingdom.

2. Which ocean lies between Africa and Australia?
The Indian Ocean.

3. What is the main ingredient in traditional hummus?
Chickpeas.

4. Which musical instrument usually has 88 keys?
A standard piano.

5. What is the name of the process by which plants use sunlight to make food?
Photosynthesis.

6. Which Canadian city is known for its annual winter carnival featuring Bonhomme?
Québec City.

7. What is the largest internal organ in the human body?
The liver.

8. In which sport would you use a shuttlecock?
Badminton.

9. What is the term for a word that reads the same forwards and backwards?
A palindrome, such as “level.”

10. Which artist is famous for painting The Starry Night?
Vincent van Gogh.


Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

Aries Mar. 21 – Apr. 19: A thoughtful conversation gives you a fresh perspective. Listen as generously as you speak.

Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: A practical idea helps simplify a task you have been postponing.

Gemini May 21 – Jun. 20: Your curiosity leads to an enjoyable discovery close to home.

Cancer Jun. 21 – Jul. 22: A small act of kindness strengthens a valued connection.

Leo Jul. 23 – Aug. 22: Give someone else a chance to shine. Their success will brighten your day too.

Virgo Aug. 23 – Sep. 22: A little planning leaves more room for the unexpected pleasures of the week.

Libra Sep. 23 – Oct. 22: A balanced approach helps settle a minor disagreement.

Scorpio Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Trust your patience more than your impulse to hurry.

Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: An interesting invitation may lead to a memorable new experience.

Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19: Steady effort brings a satisfying result. Notice how far you have come.

Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18: An unusual suggestion is worth exploring before you dismiss it.

Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 20: A familiar song or old photograph brings a welcome moment of reflection.



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Fish and Chips

A customer walked into a fish-and-chip shop and said, “Fish and chips twice, please.”

The cashier replied, “I heard you the first time!”


Chess Nuts

A group of chess players were asked to leave a hotel lobby after loudly discussing their victories.

The manager couldn’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!


The Caterpillars

Two caterpillars were crawling along a leaf when a butterfly flew overhead.

One turned to the other and said, “You’ll never get me up in one of those things!”


Marley’s Video Pick

Revisiting Remembrance — Canadian Armed Forces

On Remembrance Day, this Canadian retrospective offers a chance to reflect on how our understanding of service and sacrifice has developed over time. It honours those who served in earlier wars and invites us to remember Canadians who took part in more recent missions as well.


The Last Word

“The most meaningful way to honour a peaceful future is to practise peace in the present.”


18 Comments

  1. Barbara McMurtrie says:

    I truly enjoy reading the perkolator . It’s funny and informative. I look forward to the next issue.

  2. Brenda Elizabeth Watt says:

    Grateful, Thank You so much 🙏

  3. YKW McKenna says:

    And our heartfelt thanx to you, Brian Garvey for coming up with the PERK idea 30 years ago. I and many others have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the publication for hopefully years to come.
    I commend you!

  4. Dave says:

    WELL DONE !
    The May 1st edition was the best I’ve read since becoming a follower. Positively Speaking……logical and smack on, the quiz, difficult but for the first time ever I’m 8 for 8! The bog island vid…who’d a thunk?
    I can’t be all positive though.
    The sand which board with I b4 e was a tough one for my aging eyes.
    Lastly, could your font be slightly larger with the adds just a wee bit smaller.
    So many magazines, internet articles, etc have yet to learn that their main audience is aging and eyes are not what they were of days past.
    Keep up the good work.
    PS: Adds work. I’ve used more than one company you’ve listed with total satisfaction (politicians excepted)

    • MGraphics says:

      Hi Dave. Firstly thanks so much for the comments. I’m not the writer of this stuff just the web guy. While reading anything that you find is too small on the internet generally all you need to do is hit your Control and the plus key or minus key together to increase or decrease the size of things. I’m afraid if we reduce the ads any smaller they won’t be readable and of course it’s due to their investment in the Perkolator that the publication can actually exist 🙂 Happy Spring.

    • Nina Davies says:

      why do l keep getting the same perkolator every month for the S Muskoka edition. this is the same issue running from Jan.2026.

      • Hi Nina

        The Perkolator doesn’t actually publish monthly, it publishes weekly. I cannot see what you’re seeing of course. However I have reviewed the website thoroughly and including the last 5 weeks Perkolator’s and there’s no duplication. The only thing I can determine is if you’re clicking on an old email from last month and expecting last months perkolator. Clicking on the link in your subscription email will always take you to the latest edition regardless of how old the email is. Perhaps that’s where the issue lies.

        Thanks for reading!

  5. Howard Brooks says:

    Today’s edition is the same as last weeks.

  6. Clara says:

    Please don’t change anything, I look forward to my weekly paper

  7. YKW McKenna says:

    Why, when I’m already a subscriber must the pop up SUBSCRIBE for double your pleasure pop up in the first place? Oh, I just realized, you can’t have pop ups in your printed newsletter.
    Silly me.

  8. Jessica Thibodeau says:

    Lately your articles seem to be very anti-woman. I’m most certainly going to stop reading!

    • Brian Garvey says:

      Good day Jessica. I do hope that you are still reading The Perkolator. Although you don’t say which articles you found objectionable, I can assure you that we, at The Perkolator, are not anti-women. In fact, if we look back to past issues men are the Butt of more jokes and stories than are women. In our world we need to find the humour in our words, habits, situations, and actions more often, whether we are male of female. The ability to laugh at ourselves and our humanness allows us to cope better with the stresses in life. I hope that you will consider continuing to read The Perkolator, understanding that we are only joking and mean no offense.
      Best Regards.
      Brian G

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