July 15, 2026
On The Upside with Marley
The Happiness Hidden in Ordinary Days
We spend a surprising amount of our lives waiting. Waiting for Friday. Waiting for vacation. Waiting for retirement. Waiting until life somehow becomes easier, calmer, or more exciting. The trouble is, while we’re busy waiting for the “big moments,” ordinary life quietly slips by unnoticed.
Happiness rarely arrives all at once. More often, it hides inside everyday moments.
It might be your first cup of coffee on a quiet morning, hearing laughter from another room, finishing a good book, enjoying a conversation with an old friend, or watching the sun set after a busy day. These moments don’t usually make headlines, but together they become the memories that define a good life.
Many studies suggest that grateful people are happier, not because they have fewer problems, but because they notice more of what is already good around them. Gratitude changes our focus. Instead of constantly chasing what we don’t yet have, we begin appreciating what we already do.
Life will always include challenges. There will always be bills to pay, chores to finish, disappointments to overcome, and goals still waiting to be reached. But those things don’t prevent happiness unless we allow them to overshadow everything else.
Perhaps the secret isn’t finding a perfect life at all. Perhaps it’s learning to recognize that an imperfect life still contains countless perfect moments if we’re willing to notice them.
The richest lives are often built from thousands of ordinary moments that were appreciated instead of overlooked.
Seven Fascinating Facts About Honey
- Honey never really spoils – Archaeologists have discovered edible honey in ancient Egyptian tombs thousands of years old.
- Bees visit millions of flowers – A single pound of honey requires nectar collected from roughly two million blossoms.
- Honey contains natural preservatives – Its low moisture content makes it difficult for bacteria to survive.
- Different flowers create different flavours – Clover, wildflower, orange blossom and buckwheat honey each have their own taste.
- Bees communicate by dancing – The famous waggle dance tells other bees where to find food.
- One bee produces very little honey – During its lifetime, a worker bee makes only about one-twelfth of a teaspoon.
- Honey has been enjoyed for thousands of years – It remains one of the world’s oldest natural sweeteners.
Five Easy Ways to Brighten Someone’s Day
Making someone’s day better doesn’t always require a grand gesture. Often it’s the smallest acts of kindness that people remember the longest.
- Smile and make eye contact when greeting people.
- Send an unexpected text letting someone know you’re thinking about them.
- Offer sincere thanks to someone whose work often goes unnoticed.
- Hold the door, help carry groceries, or simply ask if someone needs a hand.
- Take a few extra minutes to truly listen without interrupting.
Kindness has an interesting way of multiplying. The person whose day you brighten today may very well brighten someone else’s tomorrow.
The Retirement Plan
A husband and wife were discussing retirement.
“What are we going to do when we stop working?” asked the wife.
“I’ve been thinking about that,” said her husband.
“Oh?”
“Yes. Every morning we’ll get dressed, make a lunch, stand by the front door for ten minutes…”
“Then what?”
“Come back inside and tell each other how glad we are that we don’t have to go.”
The Helpful Neighbor
A man noticed his elderly neighbour struggling to push her lawn mower.
Being a good neighbour, he offered to cut the lawn for her.
“Oh, that’s very kind,” she smiled.
Twenty minutes later he proudly finished the job.
She looked out the window and sighed.
“That was lovely dear… but my grandson was supposed to do that tomorrow.”
The Doctor’s Advice
A man told his doctor, “Every morning at seven o’clock I have exactly one bowel movement.”
“That sounds perfectly healthy,” replied the doctor.
“It would be,” the man answered, “if I woke up before eight.”
The Expensive Haircut
A man walked into a salon and asked, “How much for a haircut?”
“Forty dollars.”
“And a shave?”
“Twenty.”
He thought for a moment.
“Okay… shave my head.”
The Fishing Trip
Two friends returned from a weekend fishing trip.
“Did you catch much?” asked one of their wives.
“Oh yes,” said the first fisherman proudly.
“We caught enough to last us all year.”
“Really?”
“Well… at the rate we actually eat fish.”
Editor’s Quote Book
“Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.”
— Robert Brault
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Aries Mar. 21 – Apr. 19: A positive attitude helps open new doors this week. Trust yourself and welcome unexpected opportunities with confidence.
Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: Slow, steady progress pays off. A little patience now creates bigger rewards before long.
Gemini May 21 – Jun. 20: A conversation may spark a fresh idea. Listen carefully—you could discover an exciting new possibility.
Cancer Jun. 21 – Jul. 22: Home and family bring comfort. Sharing your time with loved ones will recharge your spirit.
Leo Jul. 23 – Aug. 22: Your enthusiasm is contagious. Encourage someone who needs a little extra confidence this week.
Virgo Aug. 23 – Sep. 22: Organization creates peace of mind. Tackling one project at a time makes everything feel manageable.
Libra Sep. 23 – Oct. 22: Balance comes from appreciating life’s simple pleasures. Take time to enjoy the present moment.
Scorpio Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Curiosity leads to discovery. Learning something new may inspire an unexpected future adventure.
Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: Your optimism encourages those around you. Keep looking ahead while enjoying today’s victories.
Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19: Persistence continues to serve you well. A goal you’ve worked toward is closer than you think.
Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18: Creative thinking helps solve a lingering problem. Don’t be afraid to try a different approach.
Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 20: Kindness has a ripple effect. One thoughtful gesture could brighten several people’s day.
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Math Class
My teacher told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate.
I told her, “Just wait.”
Camping
Camping is just paying money to pretend you’re homeless…
…while complaining there isn’t any Wi-Fi.
Broken Pencil
I was going to tell a joke about a broken pencil…
…but it had no point.
Bird Watching
I finally got into bird watching.
Unfortunately, the birds keep spotting me first.
Time Flies
The older I get, the faster time seems to fly.
It’s probably because I keep hitting the snooze button.
Marley’s Video Pick
How the Immune System Protects You Every Day
Your body is home to one of the most incredible defense systems ever created. This beautifully animated video explains how your immune system identifies threats, fights off infections, and keeps you healthy—all in a way that’s fascinating, easy to understand, and visually stunning. It’s one of those videos that leaves you saying, “I never knew that!”
The Last Word
“Don’t wait for extraordinary moments. Fill ordinary moments with gratitude, kindness, and laughter, and you’ll discover an extraordinary life.”

I truly enjoy reading the perkolator . It’s funny and informative. I look forward to the next issue.
I’m so happy to hear that Barbara. It means a lot to us to make a positive difference in our communities 🙂
Smack on Cous!
I wouldn’t miss an issue.
Grateful, Thank You so much 🙏
We’re so happy you appreciate it 🙂
And our heartfelt thanx to you, Brian Garvey for coming up with the PERK idea 30 years ago. I and many others have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the publication for hopefully years to come.
I commend you!
WELL DONE !
The May 1st edition was the best I’ve read since becoming a follower. Positively Speaking……logical and smack on, the quiz, difficult but for the first time ever I’m 8 for 8! The bog island vid…who’d a thunk?
I can’t be all positive though.
The sand which board with I b4 e was a tough one for my aging eyes.
Lastly, could your font be slightly larger with the adds just a wee bit smaller.
So many magazines, internet articles, etc have yet to learn that their main audience is aging and eyes are not what they were of days past.
Keep up the good work.
PS: Adds work. I’ve used more than one company you’ve listed with total satisfaction (politicians excepted)
Hi Dave. Firstly thanks so much for the comments. I’m not the writer of this stuff just the web guy. While reading anything that you find is too small on the internet generally all you need to do is hit your Control and the plus key or minus key together to increase or decrease the size of things. I’m afraid if we reduce the ads any smaller they won’t be readable and of course it’s due to their investment in the Perkolator that the publication can actually exist 🙂 Happy Spring.
why do l keep getting the same perkolator every month for the S Muskoka edition. this is the same issue running from Jan.2026.
Hi Nina
The Perkolator doesn’t actually publish monthly, it publishes weekly. I cannot see what you’re seeing of course. However I have reviewed the website thoroughly and including the last 5 weeks Perkolator’s and there’s no duplication. The only thing I can determine is if you’re clicking on an old email from last month and expecting last months perkolator. Clicking on the link in your subscription email will always take you to the latest edition regardless of how old the email is. Perhaps that’s where the issue lies.
Thanks for reading!
Today’s edition is the same as last weeks.
Apologies Howard. It’s now fixed. The automation wasn’t automatic!!!
Please don’t change anything, I look forward to my weekly paper
We’re glad to hear that you’re enjoying The Perkolator.. You keep reading it and we will keep it coming.
Why, when I’m already a subscriber must the pop up SUBSCRIBE for double your pleasure pop up in the first place? Oh, I just realized, you can’t have pop ups in your printed newsletter.
Silly me.
As well. Without being “logged into” a website, there’s no way for it to determine who you are. SO it displays for everyone 🙂
Lately your articles seem to be very anti-woman. I’m most certainly going to stop reading!
Good day Jessica. I do hope that you are still reading The Perkolator. Although you don’t say which articles you found objectionable, I can assure you that we, at The Perkolator, are not anti-women. In fact, if we look back to past issues men are the Butt of more jokes and stories than are women. In our world we need to find the humour in our words, habits, situations, and actions more often, whether we are male of female. The ability to laugh at ourselves and our humanness allows us to cope better with the stresses in life. I hope that you will consider continuing to read The Perkolator, understanding that we are only joking and mean no offense.
Best Regards.
Brian G