June 10, 2026
On The Upside with Marley
The importance of learning to recharge
Many people treat rest as something earned only after exhaustion. They push themselves continuously, ignore stress signals, and convince themselves that slowing down means falling behind. Over time, this creates a cycle where productivity drops, patience shortens, and even small problems begin to feel overwhelming.
Rest is not the opposite of progress. In many ways, it is part of it.
Your mind and emotions function much like your body. Without recovery, performance weakens. Focus becomes scattered. Emotional reactions become stronger. Small frustrations feel heavier than they should. Eventually, even things you once enjoyed begin to feel draining.
Learning to recharge is not laziness. It is awareness. It means recognizing when your energy, focus, or emotional balance needs attention before burnout forces the issue. Sometimes recharging means sleeping more. Sometimes it means stepping away from screens, spending time outside, reconnecting with supportive people, or simply allowing yourself a quiet moment without guilt.
Emotionally healthy people understand that constant pressure is not sustainable. They create space to reset because they know they function better afterward. Relationships improve. Patience returns. Creativity becomes easier. Perspective sharpens.
Rest also helps you reconnect with yourself. In a busy world filled with constant input and distraction, moments of stillness allow your mind to settle and your priorities to become clearer.
You do not become stronger by running endlessly without pause. You become stronger by learning when to stop, recover, and continue with renewed clarity.
Interesting Facts About Sleep
- Dreams happen most during REM sleep – This stage is strongly connected to memory and emotional processing.
- Your brain stays highly active asleep – Some areas of the brain are nearly as active as when awake.
- Lack of sleep affects emotions – Poor sleep often increases irritability and emotional reactions.
- Humans spend years sleeping – The average person spends roughly one-third of life asleep.
- Naps can improve focus – Short naps may increase concentration and mental performance.
- Dreams are quickly forgotten – Most dreams disappear from memory within minutes after waking.
Everyday Things People Secretly Struggle With
- Opening plastic packaging – Sometimes the packaging seems stronger than the product itself.
- Remembering passwords – Modern life now requires memorizing dozens of unique combinations.
- Folding fitted sheets – Most people quietly accept defeat almost immediately.
- Understanding printer errors – The printer often appears angry without explaining why.
- Replying “you too” accidentally – Many conversations end with instant regret and confusion.
For The Love Of Wine
An elderly couple sitting on their porch, sipping wine and watching the sunset. She turns to him, eyes soft, voice soft, and says: “Honey… I love you so much. I honestly don’t know what I would do with out you.”
The husband smiles warmly and asks: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
She pauses and looks at her glass and says: “It’s me…. Talking to the wine.”
The Surprise Party
A woman hired a psychic to entertain guests at a party. Everything was going smoothly until someone yelled, “SURPRISE!” The psychic nearly fell out of her chair. One guest looked confused and asked, “Shouldn’t she have seen that coming?”
The Handyman
A man proudly announced that he had finally fixed the squeaky door in his house. His wife looked confused and asked, “Then why doesn’t it close anymore?” The man smiled confidently and said, “Well… technically the squeak is gone.”
The Limousine
A man spent hundreds of dollars renting a limousine for a special evening. When it arrived, he discovered there was no driver included. Furious, he called the company and complained, “I paid all this money and now I have nothing to chauffeur it!”
Editors Quote Book
“Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you.”
—Anne Lamott
Trivia Quiz
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Your Horoscope
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Aries Mar. 21 – Apr. 19: Patience improves timing. A delayed opportunity begins moving forward again this week.
Taurus Apr. 20 – May 20: Staying organized reduces stress. Practical decisions help improve daily productivity now.
Gemini May 21 – Jun. 20: Listening carefully improves communication. Avoid rushing important conversations this week.
Cancer Jun. 21 – Jul. 22: A small adjustment improves balance. Careful planning reduces unnecessary pressure now.
Leo Jul. 23 – Aug. 22: New opportunities develop steadily. Remaining flexible improves perspective and confidence.
Virgo Aug. 23 – Sep. 22: Consistent effort creates momentum. Preparation helps avoid unnecessary complications now.
Libra Sep. 23 – Oct. 22: Balance improves through patience. A calm approach reduces tension and strengthens relationships.
Scorpio Oct. 23 – Nov. 21: Quiet observation reveals insight. Thoughtful decisions improve timing and overall progress.
Sagittarius Nov. 22 – Dec. 21: A new perspective proves useful. Staying adaptable encourages personal growth now.
Capricorn Dec. 22 – Jan. 19: Practical decisions improve stability. Consistent effort strengthens confidence over time.
Aquarius Jan. 20 – Feb. 18: Creative ideas gain momentum. Clear communication strengthens important relationships now.
Pisces Feb. 19 – Mar. 20: Patience brings stronger outcomes. Allow situations time to develop naturally this week.
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Skipping The International Travel?
With the increasing fuel and food costs many Ontarians are taking the opportunity to travel within their own country or even Province. Rather than the typical tourist traps why not take an adventure and visit some ghost towns and the towns nearby.
Ontario is a beautiful province in Canada but it has some abandoned places that you might not know. In this video, we will explore the 7 ghost towns in Ontario, Canada that time has left behind along with their history. From once-bustling mining towns to quiet farming communities, these ghost towns tell incredible stories about Ontario’s past. Whether you’re a history buff, an adventurer, or just curious about hidden places, this video will take you on a journey through forgotten towns like Craigmont, Nakina, and Balaclava. Find out why people left, what remains today, and what makes these spots so special.
Showing Up For One Another
June reminds us that strong communities are built when people choose to show up for one another. Whether it’s celebrating Pride Month, honouring National Indigenous History Month, or recognizing Seniors Month, each observance is an opportunity to listen, learn, lessen the stigma and stand beside people whose voices and experiences have too often been overlooked. Showing up for marginalized communities isn’t about politics or performance, It’s about basic humanity, respect, and making sure everyone feels seen, valued, and included in the places we live, work, and gather. Everyone in your community is what really makes up your community. Canada is one of those countries that often gets this right.
The Electrician
People are always shocked when they discover I’m not actually a very good electrician.
The Door
My grandfather always said, “When one door closes, another opens.” Great man. Terrible cabinet maker.
The Funeral Request
A man told his wife, “When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather… not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.”
The Doctor Visit
A patient told his doctor, “I think I’m shrinking.” The doctor examined him briefly and replied, “Well… you’ll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
The Memory Problem
A man went to the doctor and said, “I’m having serious memory problems.” The doctor asked, “How long has this been happening?” The man replied, “How long has what been happening?”
The Library
A man walked into a library and loudly asked, “Do you have any books on paranoia?” The librarian whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
The Talking Dog
A guy saw a sign outside a house that said “Talking Dog For Sale.” Curious, he knocked and asked the owner if it was true. The owner pointed to the backyard. The dog explained how he had worked for intelligence agencies and travelled the world. Amazed, the man asked the owner why he was selling such an incredible dog. The owner shrugged and said, “Because he’s a liar. He never did any of that.”
The Security System
My neighbours said they were worried about my home security habits. I told them not to worry because my door is always open.
The Last Word
“The trouble with common sense is that it’s not nearly as common as the name suggests.”


Grateful, Thank You so much 🙏
We’re so happy you appreciate it 🙂
And our heartfelt thanx to you, Brian Garvey for coming up with the PERK idea 30 years ago. I and many others have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the publication for hopefully years to come.
I commend you!
WELL DONE !
The May 1st edition was the best I’ve read since becoming a follower. Positively Speaking……logical and smack on, the quiz, difficult but for the first time ever I’m 8 for 8! The bog island vid…who’d a thunk?
I can’t be all positive though.
The sand which board with I b4 e was a tough one for my aging eyes.
Lastly, could your font be slightly larger with the adds just a wee bit smaller.
So many magazines, internet articles, etc have yet to learn that their main audience is aging and eyes are not what they were of days past.
Keep up the good work.
PS: Adds work. I’ve used more than one company you’ve listed with total satisfaction (politicians excepted)
Hi Dave. Firstly thanks so much for the comments. I’m not the writer of this stuff just the web guy. While reading anything that you find is too small on the internet generally all you need to do is hit your Control and the plus key or minus key together to increase or decrease the size of things. I’m afraid if we reduce the ads any smaller they won’t be readable and of course it’s due to their investment in the Perkolator that the publication can actually exist 🙂 Happy Spring.
why do l keep getting the same perkolator every month for the S Muskoka edition. this is the same issue running from Jan.2026.
Hi Nina
The Perkolator doesn’t actually publish monthly, it publishes weekly. I cannot see what you’re seeing of course. However I have reviewed the website thoroughly and including the last 5 weeks Perkolator’s and there’s no duplication. The only thing I can determine is if you’re clicking on an old email from last month and expecting last months perkolator. Clicking on the link in your subscription email will always take you to the latest edition regardless of how old the email is. Perhaps that’s where the issue lies.
Thanks for reading!
Today’s edition is the same as last weeks.
Apologies Howard. It’s now fixed. The automation wasn’t automatic!!!
Please don’t change anything, I look forward to my weekly paper
We’re glad to hear that you’re enjoying The Perkolator.. You keep reading it and we will keep it coming.
Why, when I’m already a subscriber must the pop up SUBSCRIBE for double your pleasure pop up in the first place? Oh, I just realized, you can’t have pop ups in your printed newsletter.
Silly me.
As well. Without being “logged into” a website, there’s no way for it to determine who you are. SO it displays for everyone 🙂
Lately your articles seem to be very anti-woman. I’m most certainly going to stop reading!
Good day Jessica. I do hope that you are still reading The Perkolator. Although you don’t say which articles you found objectionable, I can assure you that we, at The Perkolator, are not anti-women. In fact, if we look back to past issues men are the Butt of more jokes and stories than are women. In our world we need to find the humour in our words, habits, situations, and actions more often, whether we are male of female. The ability to laugh at ourselves and our humanness allows us to cope better with the stresses in life. I hope that you will consider continuing to read The Perkolator, understanding that we are only joking and mean no offense.
Best Regards.
Brian G