March 25, 2026
On The Upside with Marley
The quiet power of consistency
In a world that celebrates dramatic breakthroughs and overnight success, consistency often goes unnoticed. Yet almost every meaningful achievement is built not on one great effort, but on hundreds of small, steady ones. A musician improves by practicing daily. A relationship deepens through small acts of kindness repeated over time. Even confidence itself grows gradually, strengthened by ordinary moments where we choose persistence over comfort.
Consistency does not demand perfection. It simply asks that we return to the effort again and again. Some days will be inspired and productive. Others will feel slow or uncertain. What matters is the quiet discipline of showing up regardless of mood or circumstance. When we keep returning to the work, the results accumulate in ways that are often invisible at first.
There is also something reassuring about consistency. It builds trust with the people around us. When our actions match our words over time, others learn that they can rely on us. Reliability may not attract applause the way dramatic gestures do, but it forms the backbone of strong friendships, dependable teams, and lasting reputations.
Ironically, the people we admire most often succeed not because they are extraordinary every day, but because they refuse to abandon their efforts on ordinary days. They keep moving forward in small increments while others wait for the perfect moment.
Consistency may not feel exciting in the moment, but over time it quietly transforms intention into accomplishment.
Curious Canadian Inventions
Canada has produced an impressive number of inventions that quietly shaped everyday life. While some breakthroughs become famous, many useful innovations simply blend into daily routines until we forget they had an origin at all.
- Basketball (1891) – Invented by Canadian James Naismith while teaching physical education in Massachusetts.
- Insulin (1921) – Discovered by Frederick Banting and Charles Best, saving millions of lives.
- The Walkie-Talkie – Developed during the Second World War by Canadian engineer Donald Hings.
- The Electric Wheelchair – First created in Canada to help injured veterans regain mobility.
- The Robertson Screw – A square-drive screw that rarely slips, widely used across North America.
- Java Programming Language Origins – One of the key developers, James Gosling, was born in Calgary.
Many inventions begin with simple curiosity or the desire to solve a practical problem. Over time those ideas quietly reshape the world.
Invention Of The Walkie Talkie
Odd But True Headlines
“Local man insists his diet is working because the scale ‘seems happier’.”
“Town installs new ‘Quiet Please’ signs after residents complain about loud silence.”
“Student completes entire group project alone, accidentally earns leadership award.”
“Driver reports GPS repeatedly telling him to ‘follow his dreams’ instead of giving directions.”
“Library installs faster Wi-Fi so people can ignore books more efficiently.”
The Fishing Trip
A husband said to his wife, “I’m going fishing this weekend.”
She replied, “Last time you said that you came home sunburned, broke your rod, and lost the boat keys.”
He nodded and said, “Exactly. I’m hoping to improve my record.”
The Helpful Neighbor
A man knocked on his neighbor’s door and asked, “Can I borrow your ladder?”
The neighbor said, “Sorry, I’m using it today.”
The man replied, “But it’s just leaning against your garage.”
The neighbor said, “Yes, I’m using it to keep the garage from falling over.”
The Coffee Problem
A man told his doctor, “Every morning when I drink coffee I get a stabbing pain in my eye.”
The doctor thought for a moment and said, “Have you tried removing the spoon from the cup first?”
Editors Quote Book
“Small disciplines repeated with consistency every day lead to great achievements gained slowly over time.”
—John Maxwell
Trivia Quiz
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Your Horoscope
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Taurus April 20 – May 20: Practical thinking brings progress. A small improvement in routine may create noticeable results sooner than expected.
Gemini May 21 – June 20: A conversation reveals helpful insight. Listen carefully before responding and the solution will become clearer.
Cancer June 21 – July 22: Personal priorities deserve attention. Protect your time and avoid commitments that add unnecessary stress.
Leo July 23 – August 22: Your enthusiasm motivates others. Share your ideas openly and let collaboration strengthen the outcome.
Virgo August 23 – September 22: Organization pays off. Clearing small obstacles now will prevent larger frustrations later.
Libra September 23 – October 22: Balance comes through honest communication. A thoughtful conversation restores harmony in an important relationship.
Scorpio October 23 – November 21: Your instincts are reliable. Trust subtle signals that guide you toward better decisions.
Sagittarius November 22 – December 21: Curiosity sparks opportunity. Exploring a new idea could open an unexpected path forward.
Capricorn December 22 – January 19: Persistence brings quiet rewards. Continue building steadily rather than rushing results.
Aquarius January 20 – February 18: A creative solution appears when you step back and view the problem from another angle.
Pisces February 19 – March 20: Kindness toward others strengthens your own sense of purpose and connection.
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At A Snail’s Pace
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens it and sees a snail on the porch. He picks it up and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock. He opens it, and the snail says, “What was that all about?”
The Anniversary Tear
A wife finds her husband crying at the kitchen table at 3 a.m.. “What’s wrong?” she asks. He says, “Remember 20 years ago when your dad caught us in the car and said, ‘Marry her or go to jail for 20 years’?” She nods tearfully. He sobs, “I’d be a free man today!”.
A Budgeting Lesson
At the store, a husband puts a $30 case of beer in the cart. His wife makes him put it back, saying they can’t afford it. Later, she puts a $60 jar of face cream in the cart. When he asks why, she says, “It makes me look beautiful.” He replies, “So does the beer, and it’s half the price!”.
The Wishing Well
A husband and wife come across a wishing well. The wife leans over, makes a silent wish, and tosses in a penny. The husband decides to make a wish too, but he leans over too far, loses his balance, and falls right in. The wife looks down and whispers, “Wow, it really works!”.
The Last Word
“Success is rarely a single dramatic moment. It is usually the result of many quiet days when you simply refused to quit.”


And our heartfelt thanx to you, Brian Garvey for coming up with the PERK idea 30 years ago. I and many others have enjoyed and will continue to enjoy the publication for hopefully years to come.
I commend you!
WELL DONE !
The May 1st edition was the best I’ve read since becoming a follower. Positively Speaking……logical and smack on, the quiz, difficult but for the first time ever I’m 8 for 8! The bog island vid…who’d a thunk?
I can’t be all positive though.
The sand which board with I b4 e was a tough one for my aging eyes.
Lastly, could your font be slightly larger with the adds just a wee bit smaller.
So many magazines, internet articles, etc have yet to learn that their main audience is aging and eyes are not what they were of days past.
Keep up the good work.
PS: Adds work. I’ve used more than one company you’ve listed with total satisfaction (politicians excepted)
Hi Dave. Firstly thanks so much for the comments. I’m not the writer of this stuff just the web guy. While reading anything that you find is too small on the internet generally all you need to do is hit your Control and the plus key or minus key together to increase or decrease the size of things. I’m afraid if we reduce the ads any smaller they won’t be readable and of course it’s due to their investment in the Perkolator that the publication can actually exist 🙂 Happy Spring.
why do l keep getting the same perkolator every month for the S Muskoka edition. this is the same issue running from Jan.2026.
Hi Nina
The Perkolator doesn’t actually publish monthly, it publishes weekly. I cannot see what you’re seeing of course. However I have reviewed the website thoroughly and including the last 5 weeks Perkolator’s and there’s no duplication. The only thing I can determine is if you’re clicking on an old email from last month and expecting last months perkolator. Clicking on the link in your subscription email will always take you to the latest edition regardless of how old the email is. Perhaps that’s where the issue lies.
Thanks for reading!
Today’s edition is the same as last weeks.
Apologies Howard. It’s now fixed. The automation wasn’t automatic!!!
Please don’t change anything, I look forward to my weekly paper
We’re glad to hear that you’re enjoying The Perkolator.. You keep reading it and we will keep it coming.
Why, when I’m already a subscriber must the pop up SUBSCRIBE for double your pleasure pop up in the first place? Oh, I just realized, you can’t have pop ups in your printed newsletter.
Silly me.
As well. Without being “logged into” a website, there’s no way for it to determine who you are. SO it displays for everyone 🙂
Lately your articles seem to be very anti-woman. I’m most certainly going to stop reading!
Good day Jessica. I do hope that you are still reading The Perkolator. Although you don’t say which articles you found objectionable, I can assure you that we, at The Perkolator, are not anti-women. In fact, if we look back to past issues men are the Butt of more jokes and stories than are women. In our world we need to find the humour in our words, habits, situations, and actions more often, whether we are male of female. The ability to laugh at ourselves and our humanness allows us to cope better with the stresses in life. I hope that you will consider continuing to read The Perkolator, understanding that we are only joking and mean no offense.
Best Regards.
Brian G