February 26, 2025
BG’s Positively Speaking
Stormy Weather
Many of us are going through one of life’s storms at this point in time. They can come in different forms: emotional upheavals, financial troubles, health crises, or personal losses. They can throw you off course or push you in the direction you need to go. We must harness the power that they contain while keeping a positive mindset. We must set our sails and battle through the ups and downs, steering ourselves to the new future that awaits us.
First, recognize and accept that storms are a natural part of life. Acknowledge that just as storms pass, so too do life’s challenges. Adaptability is key; the more flexible you are, the better you can weather the storm. Focusing on what you can control and letting go of what you can’t will keep you grounded. Cultivate a mindset that seeks solutions rather than dwelling on problems. Positivity doesn’t mean ignoring reality but finding strength in adversity.
Reach out to friends, family, or support groups. Sharing your struggles can lighten the emotional load, and you might find comfort and advice from those who’ve faced similar storms. Remember, you’re not alone, and leaning on others is a sign of strength, not weakness. Taking care of your physical and mental well-being is crucial. Exercise, proper nutrition, and mindfulness practices like meditation can help you stay balanced. During tough times, self-care is not a luxury but a necessity. Every storm is an opportunity for growth. Reflect on what you can learn from the experience and how it can strengthen you. Personal growth often comes from overcoming life’s greatest challenges. By embracing these principles, you can navigate life’s storms with resilience, emerging more assertive on the other side.
Remember, after the storm, there’s always a rainbow.
Two Robins
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one. “Me too,” said the second. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.” They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate until they could eat no more. “I’m so full I don’t think I can fly back up to the tree,” said the first. “Me neither. Let’s just lay here and bask in the warm sun,” said the second. They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner had they fallen asleep than a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up. As the cat sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, “I just love ‘baskin’ robins.'”
Editors Quote Book
“Out of nothing comes nothing, but out of suffering may come the cure.”
—Florence Nightingale
Better Late Than Never
After waiting two hours for her date, Sarah concluded she’d been stood up. So she changed into pyjamas, made popcorn, and flopped in front of the TV. Then the doorbell rang—it was her date. He took one look at Sarah and gasped. “You’re still not ready?”
A Death In The Family
Little Nancy was in the garden filling a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way, “What are you up to, Nancy?” “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbour commented, “That’s a big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and replied… “That’s because he’s inside your lousy cat.”
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Your Horoscope
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Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19: Your problem is becoming too big to handle alone. Confide your dilemma to someone and let them help you.
Taurus Apr 20 – May 20: Some overdue reorganization of your life is due. Embrace the changes and realize that they are for the better.
Gemini May 21 – Jun 20: A gathering with new neighbours introduces you to a new circle of friends. Enjoy and treasure your good fortune.
Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 22: Your health concerns should be heeded. Consult your doctor, follow directions, and everything will turn out well.
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22: Reminiscing with an old friend can be enjoyable, but don’t look back regretfully. There are even better days ahead.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sept 22: Watch for an opportunity to travel presenting itself. You may have to jump a few hurdles to put it together.
Libra Sept 23 – Oct 22: An emotional situation requires you to be sensitive. Don’t allow others to step in and steal your compassionate nature.
Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21: As the song says, “Take a chance on love.” indications are that this could be the time. You’ve nothing to lose.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21: Two heads are better than one. Now is the time to put your head together with someone you trust.
Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19: A little more effort will complete your project ahead of schedule. Use the time to comfort someone close.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18: You must focus on your goals. Some adjustments are required to keep you on the road to achieving them.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20: Give your mate a break. Even though you don’t see it, they have your best interest at heart.
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The Birthday Gift
A rich man was trying to find a birthday gift for his daughter when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man he would give him $500 for the horse. The poor man replied, “I don’t know mister, it don’t look so good,” and walked away. The next day, the rich man came back and offered the poor man $1000 for the horse. The poor man said, “I don’t know, mister, it don’t look so good.” On the third day, the rich man offered the poor man $2000 for the horse and said he wouldn’t take no for an answer. The poor man agreed, and the rich man took the horse home. The rich man’s daughter loved her present. She climbed onto the horse and then galloped right into a tree. The rich man rushed back to the poor man’s house, demanding an explanation for the horse’s blindness. The poor man replied, “I told you… it don’t look so good.”
Hairy Situation
I was in line at a restaurant. In front of me was a mother with her college-age son and his girlfriend. It was the middle of the dinner rush, and many customers were restless with the long wait. Still, the young couple, holding hands and kissing, were oblivious to everything around them. Although clearly not approving, the mother was silent, until one prolonged kiss when the young man had his face and hands buried in his girlfriend’s long, curly locks.
“Do you have to do that here?” the embarrassed mother asked. “I’m not doing anything, Mom,” her son’s muffled voice said. “My earring’s caught in her hair.”
Seeking Perfection
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married? Replied the gentleman, “Well, I guess I just never met the right woman … I guess I’ve been looking for the perfect girl.” “Oh, come on now,” said the friend, “Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry.” “Yes, there was one girl, once. I guess she was the one perfect girl. The only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything .. I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me.” “Well, why didn’t you marry her,” asked the friend. “She was looking for the perfect man,” he said.
Political Satire
Probably the sharpest political comedy ever written, with clandestine help from real civil servants. “Yes Minister” & “Yes Prime Minister” jointly ran for 38 episodes on BBCTV from 1980 to 1988. Its satire bites so close to home that it sometimes feels more like a documentary. It does the impossible and makes politics not just fun but hilariously funny. This clip is just one of numerous that are available on YouTube. To view, click on current edition, select any edition, scroll down to the video link and get ready to laugh.
Covered In Dirt
A little boy came in from playing in the yard, covered from head to toe in dirt, and asked his mother, “Who am I?” Thinking this was a new game, she said, “I don’t know! Who are you?” “Wow!” cried the boy. “Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn’t recognize me!”
Bees
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. At that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What seems to be the problem?” “I’m out of gas,” the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. “Try it now,” said one bee. The man turned the ignition key, and the car started up. “Wow!” the man exclaimed, “What did you put in my gas tank?” “BP, ” replied the bee.
Clever Tom
Little Tom had been to a birthday party at a friend’s house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tom’s mother looked into his eyes and said, “I hope you didn’t ask for a second piece of cake.” “No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking.”
The Last Word
If you’re too open-minded, your brains may fall out.