January 8, 2025

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BG’s Positively Speaking

Starting Over

Starting over can be both daunting and exciting. You have the opportunity to step out of your comfort zone and to reinvent yourself and your life. Whether moving to a new city, changing careers, or ending a relationship, starting over requires you to be uncomfortable. The first step in starting over is letting go of the past. This doesn’t mean forgetting it but accepting and learning from it. It’s about acknowledging the experiences that have shaped you and using them as a foundation for your new beginning. This process can be complicated, but it’s essential for growth.

Next, it’s essential to set clear goals for your new journey. What do you want to achieve? What kind of life do you want to create? Having a vision for your future can provide direction and motivation. It’s also helpful to break down your goals into smaller, manageable steps. This makes the process less overwhelming and allows you to celebrate small victories. Starting over also means being open to new opportunities and experiences. It’s about stepping out of your comfort zone and embracing change. This can be scary, but it’s also where growth happens. Surround yourself with supportive people who encourage and inspire you. Their positivity can be a source of strength during challenging times.

Finally, be patient with yourself. Starting over is a journey, not a destination. There will be setbacks and obstacles, but these are part of the process. Remember to be kind to yourself and celebrate your progress, no matter how small. Starting over is an act of bravery; every step you take is a testament to your strength and resilience.

Be Courageous — Start Over!

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Mr. Clancy’s Passing

Father O’Grady said his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service, as he always does, when Mary Clancey cried. “What’s bothering you, dear?” asked Father O’Grady. “Oh, father, I’ve got terrible news.” Replied Mary. “My husband passed away last night.” “Oh, Mary!” said the good father. “That’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?” “Yes…,” Mary replied sheepishly. “Please, Mary, put down the gun.”

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Two Blondes And Three Guys

Two blondes are in front of a pickup truck, and three guys are in the back. The pickup rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The blondes survived, but the guys drowned; they couldn’t get the tailgate open.

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This Weeks Video

In the 1970s, the cast of the classic TV show The Carol Burnett Show had a reputation for breaking each other up during a skit and having to start over again. One member of the group, Tim Conway, had mastered the art of breaking up his fellow performers. This video is an outtake where he does it not once but twice. To watch this video, click on the link below  and laugh along with the studio audience and the cast.

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Turkey Search

A lady was searching for a turkey but couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No, sorry, they’re all dead.”

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Editors Quote Book

“The nation ringed by walls will only imprison itself”

— Barack Obama

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Early Detection

The earliest evidence of cancer was found in The Java Ape-man, discovered in 1891. He is believed to be Half a million years old.

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Trivia Quiz

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Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19:  You have come full circle. Seek some new projects, or you will go around in the same circle.

Taurus Apr 20 – May 20:  You may think your life is messy. Get off your rear, look around you and take positive action.

Gemini May 21 – Jun 20:  Someone’s waiting for you to make the first move. Don’t be shy. Plan dinner for friends and extend an invitation.

Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 22:  A packed work schedule has you feeling exhausted. Take a little time and refresh yourself. Maybe a romantic interlude?

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22:  Time to give yourself and others a little extra space. Stepping back will allow you to see the bigger picture.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sept 22:  Your warm smile and gentle manner attract the admiration of the opposite sex. Don’t let it go to your head.

Libra Sept 23 – Oct 22:  Lead by example. Arrive early, stay late, work hard, and reward those who perform above and beyond the call of duty.

Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21:  Strong winds of change are blowing in your direction. Don’t be afraid. You’re more than a match for the challenge.

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21:  Recognition comes your way. Don’t let someone less deserving steal your spotlight. Enjoy it; you deserve it.

Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19:  The season has changed; enjoy your winter. Make the most of it. It will be here for a while.

Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18:  Situations could get out of hand if you don’t grow up and control your temper. Heed the warning signs.

Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20:  Your gratification comes in knowing you can meet the challenges. Now, focus on achieving your goals and dreams.

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Pumpkin Pie

Jolene was 8 years old and lived in the country with her parents and brother. Consequently, they did not often have visitors from the city. One day, Jolene’s mother said that her father was bringing two guests home for Thanksgiving supper. After they had enjoyed the turkey, Jolene went to the kitchen to help her mother. She proudly brought in the first piece of pumpkin pie and gave it to her father. He then passed the plate to a guest. When Jolene came in with the second piece and gave it to his father, he again gave it to a guest. This was too much for Little Jolene, who blurted out, ‘It’s no use, Daddy. The pieces are all the same size.’

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Two Guys and A ‘BIG’ Hole

Two guys are walking down a road when they come across a deep hole. Being curious, they go over and check it out. Looking down, they can’t see the bottom. So they drop a couple of rocks down the hole and listen… Nothing. One says, “Man, that’s a deep hole!” Thinking they might hear something larger hit the bottom, they find a big, old cinder block, pitch it over the side, and listen intently… They hear a sound, but it is coming from behind them! They turn around to see a goat bearing down on them with its head lowered, flying along, its feet barely touching the ground, it’s moving so fast! The men dive out of the way just in time, and the goat plunges past them into the seemingly bottomless hole. The two look at each other and say, “Boy, that was close! We’d better get away from this thing before we end up with the goat!”.

Continuing on their way down the road, they came upon a farmer. The men figure that the goat belongs to the farmer and decide to tell him what happened. “Hey Mr. Farmer. Do you happen to own a goat?” one of the men asked. The farmer replies, “Yeah, why do you ask?” The men then tell him what happened at the hole and how they narrowly avoided death in the hole from the speeding goat. The farmer said, “Well boys, I don’t think that was my goat. You see, my goat was really old and crippled up with arthritis. There is no way he could have been moving that fast. Besides, I had him tied to this big, old cinder block.”

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Insects Insects!

Although it is commonly believed that the female of a species is generally smaller than the male, that does not apply to the insect world. In their world, the females are mostly larger than the males. And there are more insects in the world than all of the other species put together.

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The Last Word

Nobody tells a better story than the person who wants to borrow money.

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