June 26, 2024

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BG’s Positively Speaking

Positive Procrastination

Most people, including myself, dwell on the adverse effects of procrastination when it is discussed. These include missed opportunities, the impact on self-esteem and overall well-being, the fear of failure or criticism, etc. Some people procrastinate more often than others, and studies have shown that repeated (harmful)procrastination can lead to stress and reduced performance.

However, there is a positive side to delaying making a decision. Waiting to decide allows you to clear some lesser essential tasks, giving you more time to consider your decision. This is generally known as “Getting your ducks in order.” But ducks don’t always do what you want, so be aware. Delaying a decision will also allow for the latest information to be available, allowing you to make a more informed choice.

Active, or positive procrastination, puts off a decision for a specific period and can lead to a better use of time. Other positives can be:

• A higher degree of motivation. A compacted time allocation creates a greater sense of urgency.
• A more efficient work schedule, resulting from the reduced time you have to complete the task.

While continual(negative) procrastination can increase stress and decrease performance, intentional (positive) procrastination can be good. Delaying a decision could lead to a more favourable result.

In Summary, procrastination can yield positive outcomes, so long as we do it for specific and valid reasons and not just to hide from the inevitable.

Go Ahead, Be an Active Procrastinator— Occasionally!

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Editors Quote Book

“The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.”

— Stephanie Perkins

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The World’s Biggest Passenger Airliner

When it started flying in 2007, the Airbus A380 became the world’s largest passenger plane. Four engines and Double-Decker seating can carry over 800 people, depending on the seat configuration. However, orders began to decline when more fuel-friendly planes, such as Airbus’ own A350 and the Boeing 787 Dreamliner, became available.

Filling 550 seats, the most popular configuration, is far more complex than consistently filling a 350-seat wide-body, so Europe-based Airbus ended its A380 super-jumbo programme just 12 years after its launch. During the pandemic, the A380 was most heavily affected by the near-halt to international long-haul travel due to its size and operating cost. Many said it was the end for the super-jumbos. Still, the A380 has been making a comeback, with several airlines pulling planes out of retirement. Airbus expects the A380 to fly for the next two decades, and it is still being operated by 10 major airlines.

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Typical Male

A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds like you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t you tell me you planned to visit Colorado?” “Well,” the husband said, “we changed our plans because, uh…” His wife cut in, “Oh, tell the truth, Fred!” He fell silent, and she continued, “You know, it’s just ridiculous. Fred will NOT ask for directions.”

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The Immigrant

A Canadian was hoping to immigrate to Australia. Upon arriving, a customs officer asked, “What is your business in Australia?”

“I wish to immigrate,” the Canadian replied. The customs officer asked, “Do you have a conviction record?” Confused, the Canadian replied, “I didn’t think you still needed one.”

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Trivia Quiz

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Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

ARIES (March 21- April 19): You must adjust your schedule to meet an unexpected demand. Be ready for a breakthrough at work.

TAURUS (April 20- May 20): Give an older family member the respect they have earned. You would be well advised to hear them out.

GEMINI (May 21- June 20): Avoid involvement in a friend’s marital problems. You have enough struggles in your own relationship to overcome.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): What you do today will carry over into the days ahead. Be ready to pay for your mistakes.

LEO (July 23- August 22): Take the lead from one who has dropped the ball and run with it. Learn to play with the big boys.

VIRGO (August 23- September 22): Review your will. You don’t want to be caught off guard, and it’s better to be prepared early than late.

LIBRA (September 23- October 22): Honesty is essential to have a long-lasting relationship. Be truthful, especially to yourself.

SCORPIO (October 23- November 21): A well-informed neighbour attempts to bend your ear. Don’t allow humour to convince you of their gossip.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22- December 21): Half-forgotten investments come to life. The returns will help secure your future financial security. Look after them

CAPRICORN (December 22- January 19): A mistake from the past comes back to trouble you. It’s not a big deal, so don’t get flustered.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A good relationship will stand the test of time. A bad one will end tomorrow. Nurture the good one.

PISCES (February 19- March 20):  Bragging about yourself will not endear you to others. Stick to the facts and don’t exaggerate the truth.

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Aging?

As Mr. Williams was browsing through an old newspaper, he read aloud to his wife a news item about men losing their memory cells faster than women do. “It must be true,” she said. “That’s the second time you’ve read that article to me.”

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Wheelchair Parking?

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Three Astronauts

NASA decided to send three astronauts to space for 2 years. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage. The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, and the second took along books to learn how to speak German. In contrast, the third astronaut decided to take along cigarettes. When the space shuttle landed two years later, a big crowd was waiting to welcome them home. First came the first astronaut and his wife; each had a baby. Next, out came the second astronaut speaking fluent German. They both gave their speeches and got a rousing applause. Suddenly, out came the third astronaut with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked up to the podium, snarled to the crowd, and asked, ‘Has anyone got a match?’

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Oops! “Nuff Said!”

The website for the Republican National Convention features a photo of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where the convention will be held starting on July 15, on each of its pages. At least, it was supposed to. On June 4, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported that the website section “News and Updates” highlighted a photo of Ho Chi Minh City in Vietnam — not Milwaukee. According to an internet archive, the errant photo had been on the page since February. The RNC declined to comment.

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The Last Word

When people walk away, let them. Your future is not about people who walk away,
it’s about people who stay in it for the ride.

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