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BG’s Positively Speaking
Personal Growth
As you go through life, your personal Growth should be your constant companion. A journey of self-improvement, self-awareness, and self-realization, expanding your knowledge, developing new skills, and enhancing your overall well-being. Your journey will be unique and governed by personal experiences, goals, and aspirations.
Self-awareness is an essential ingredient of personal Growth. Understanding your strengths and weaknesses, the values and beliefs that help you make positive decisions and set realistic goals, is key. Regular self-reflection, such as journaling or meditation, can aid in this process, allowing you to gain deeper insights into your thoughts and behaviours.
Setting goals is another crucial element. A clear picture of what you want to achieve will give you direction and motivation, helping you focus your efforts and measure your progress. Whether you’re learning a new language, improving your physical fitness, or advancing your career, setting measurable, attainable, relevant, and time-bound goals will significantly enhance your personal growth journey.
Lifelong Continuous learning is important. Learning keeps you adaptable and open to new opportunities. This can involve formal education, such as taking courses or earning certifications, and informal learning through reading, workshops, or meaningful conversations.
Building resilience is also essential to personal Growth. Life is full of ups and downs, challenges, and setbacks. You need to develop the ability to bounce back. Maintain a positive attitude, be patient and persistent, and seek help from others when necessary. Personal Growth is about becoming the best YOU that you can be. It’s a lifelong process that requires dedication, patience, and a willingness to step out of your comfort zone. You can lead a more fulfilling and purposeful life by embracing this journey.
Personal Growth = Being The Best You Can Be!
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A Hunting We Will Go
Two hunters, who were professors at Georgia Tech, hired a pilot, who was a University of Tennessee grad, to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged four. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot told them the plane could take only two moose. The two professors objected strongly, stating, “Last year we shot four moose, and the pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same plane as yours.” Reluctantly, the pilot gave in, and all four were loaded. Unfortunately, the little plane couldn’t handle the load even at full power and crashed a few minutes after takeoff. Climbing out of the wreck, one professor asked the other, “Any idea where we are?” He replied, “I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year.”
Loss Of Vision
A guy calls his boss, saying, “I can’t come to work today. The boss asks why, and the guy says, “It’s my eyes.” “What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss. “I just can’t see myself coming to work.”
Editors Quote Book
“The hardest arithmatic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.”
—Eric Hoffer
Easy To Swallow?
Paula and her husband, Chris, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying from the children’s room. Rushing in, they found Tommy crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a nickel and was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking could change his mind. Trying to calm him, Chris palmed a nickel in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Tommy’s ear. Tommy, naturally, was delighted. He snatched it from his father’s hand in a flash, swallowed it and demanded cheerfully – ‘Do it again, Dad!’
This Weeks Video
Click on the link below and watch a young lady muster all her negotiating skills in an effort to get a night out at the local pub. She could lead Team Canada as they negotiate with Donald Trump, and she would leave him speechless.
Trivia Quiz
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Your Horoscope
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Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19: You have come full circle. Seek some new projects, or you will go around in the same circle.
Taurus Apr 20 – May 20: You may think your life is messy. Get off your rear, look around you and take positive action.
Gemini May 21 – Jun 20: Someone’s waiting for you to make the first move. Don’t be shy. Plan dinner for friends and extend an invitation.
Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 22: A packed work schedule has you feeling exhausted. Take a little time and refresh yourself. Maybe a romantic interlude?
Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22: Time to give yourself and others a little extra space. Stepping back will allow you to see the bigger picture.
Virgo Aug 23 – Sept 22: Your warm smile and gentle manner attract the admiration of the opposite sex. Don’t let it go to your head.
Libra Sept 23 – Oct 22: Lead by example. Arrive early, stay late, work hard, and reward those who perform above and beyond the call of duty.
Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21: Strong winds of change are blowing in your direction. Don’t be afraid. You’re more than a match for the challenge.
Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21: Recognition comes your way. Don’t let someone less deserving steal your spotlight. Enjoy it; you deserve it.
Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19: The season has changed; enjoy your winter. Make the most of it. It will be here for a while.
Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18: Situations could get out of hand if you don’t grow up and control your temper. Heed the warning signs.
Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20: Your gratification comes in knowing you can meet the challenges. Now, focus on achieving your goals and dreams.
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Signs You’re Canadian
- You substitute beer for water when cooking.
- You pity people who haven’t tasted a “beavertail”
- You still have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.’
- You know the last letter of the English alphabet is pronounced: “Zed.”
- You know how to pronounce and spell “Saskatchewan”’
- You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
- You are, or were, in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than on your car.
- You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
- The trunk of your car doubles as a freezer.
The Legend Of Devils Bridge
High in the mountains near Aberystwyth, Wales, is a village where a very old bridge crosses a deep gorge. Above it are two other bridges built at later dates. But the lowest one…They say the Devil built the bridge around the eleventh Century
when he visited Wales. He had heard that the scenery was breathtaking. Coming across an old lady who seemed upset. “What’s the matter?” he asked. “My cow wandered across the river, and I can’t get her back.” “You need a bridge,” said the Devil, “and I can build one. You go home, and a bridge will be waiting for you in the morning. All I ask in return is to keep the first living thing to cross the bridge!” “Okay,” she said, “It’s a bargain.” That night, she thought, “What a strange request! Why should I cross the bridge to get my cow back if he gets to keep me in exchange?” The next day, she got up and, with her faithful dog, went down to the river. There in front of her was the bridge, and suddenly, the Devil appeared, “Now it’s time to keep your side of the bargain,” he said. The old lady walked towards the bridge. At the entrance, she stopped, took a loaf of bread from her apron and hurled it across the bridge. Before the Devil could stop it, the dog chased after it. ‘Aaaaaaagh!!!!!” screeched the Devil. “You stupid old woman, Your smelly dog is the first living thing to cross my bridge. It’s no good to me,” he screamed, then vanished. The Devil has never been seen in Wales again. He was so embarrassed at being outwitted by the old lady.
This One Is Dedicated To…
A DJ was introducing a record. “This next one,” he said, “is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, congratulations on a ripe old age!” There was a short pause, and then the DJ said in a somewhat more subdued voice, “I’m sorry, I got it wrong. This next one is for Charlotte Burke, who is ill.”
Wash. Biol. Surv.
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated: Wash. Biol. Surv. until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:
“Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you, it was horrible.”
The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service.
Priceless Antique?
After retiring from a busy business life, Claire travels around the country, visiting antique shops and trying to find bargains. One day, she goes to an antique shop in Stratford. Claire says to Victoria, the shop’s owner, ‘When I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head holding a lot of beer. I’d like to buy it.’ ‘Sorry,’ replied Victoria, ‘but I can’t possibly sell you that.’ ‘That’s a pity, why not?’ inquired Claire. ‘Because,’ said Victoria, ‘that’s my husband.’
The Last Word
The best thing you can ever do for yourself is… BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!