November 06, 2024

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BG’s Positively Speaking

Who Are You?

How do you define yourself? By your past? Have you ever asked yourself, “Just who am I?” Are you someone who allows yourself to be defined by your job, profession, religion, ethnicity, or spouse? Perhaps, one who is so unsure of who they are that they can barely say “Hi!” when meeting others? If you fit any of these groups, let me tell you: – you are not defined by what you do or what people say about you or your affiliation with someone or something. Nor are you defined by your past; today is a new day, a new page on which you can write a new history.

You are defined by who YOU are. You are a unique person in your own right. You have talents and abilities that will allow you to contribute, in your own unique way, to the world in which you live. So, you need to step out of the shadows and into the light. Start to define yourself as an individual, independent person. You, in reality, are a “One-off”; no one else is just like you. One way to define yourself is with your name, yours alone. Use it to announce yourself, say it with conviction, and be proud of it; it is part of who you are. The next time you walk into a room or for a job interview, take a deep breath and introduce yourself in a strong, clear, confident voice: “Hi, I am (your name).”

It may take some getting used to this new you, but it’s worthwhile. You will gain more confidence, be more defined in the eyes of those around you and feel better about yourself and your life.

Tell the world who you are… Proclaim your individuality!

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Surgeon Talk…

Four Canadian surgeons were talking about who made the best patients… The first surgeon says, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered.” The second surgeon says, “Nah .. librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” The third surgeon responds, “Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded!” To which the fourth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says, “I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end.”

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Editors Quote Book

“We’ll explain the appeal of curling to you,
if you explain the appeal of the National Rifle Association to us.”

— Andy Barrie

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Unlucky For Some!

A Saint John, New Brunswick, courthouse did away with Courtroom 13 after complaints that it felt unlucky. People have raised concerns about the number since the Saint John Law Courts opened three years earlier. The regional director of court services in Saint John said that officials quickly took down the sign. However, it was still known as Courtroom 13 on dockets and other official documents. “People only come here once or twice in their lives, so we’re hoping to make it easier. We didn’t do any investigation or analysis to see how many people it impacted. It was an easy fix,” said the regional director. They eventually put up a new sign declaring it Courtroom 14.

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Calgary Stampede Fact

The first chuck-wagon race held at the Calgary Stampede occurred in 1923. Purses and prizes totaled $275. To get the Canadian Championship title, each outfit – consisting of four horses, a wagon, a driver and four helpers – were required to cut a figure eight around barrels, head out through a backstretch, then around a track, unhook the horses from the wagon, stretch a fly with a minimum of two stakes and make a fire, first smoke decided the winner.

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Oscar’s Longest Standing Ovation

In 1952, because of his controversial political views, Charlie Chaplin was refused re-entry to the USA. The man who made millions worldwide laugh with his “Little Tramp” character did not return to the US until 1972. He was invited to attend the 44^th. Annual Academy Awards, where he received a Lifetime Achievement Award for his contributions to the movie industry. As he walked onstage to receive his award, he was greeted by the longest-standing ovation in the Academy’s history. The eight-minute ovation is still the longest ever for the awards show. This week’s video is the introduction and presentation of the award.  Watch the video below, and see this comic genius get his deserved recognition.

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All Canada Trivia Quiz

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Your Horoscope

For Amusement Only

Aries Mar 21 – Apr 19:  A partner may be less than agreeable. Keep things low-key and put on the brakes. Play it cool.

Taurus Apr 20 – May 20:  You have a different outlook than those around you. Don’t allow your vision to be taken from you.

Gemini May 21 – Jun 20:  Someone from a distance reaches out to you and creates electricity, adding a little ‘spark’ to your life.

Cancer Jun 21 – Jul 22:  Some news could fire up your imagination. Talk with a close friend so you can stay grounded. Remain calm.

Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22:  A family member feels upset or left out. Invite them over for a meal. Talk things out and listen.

Virgo Aug 23 – Sept 22:  It’s time to let someone else take the lead. Step back and let them show you what they are capable of.

Libra Sept 23 – Oct 22:  Not every night needs to be filled with plans and action. Relax, take time to chill out. Re-energize yourself.

Scorpio Oct 23 – Nov 21:  Something is upsetting you. Take time with someone who knows you well and sort things out. You’ll be glad you did.

Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21:  Use your self-discipline to avoid a negative situation. Plan to do some home entertaining with friends and co-workers.

Capricorn Dec 22 – Jan 19:  Not everything can be resolved immediately. Lighten up, and the solutions will start to appear. Listen to friends.

Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18: Focus on things you like doing. Indulge a loved one. Life is good; appreciate it, and  SMILE!

Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20:  You need to take a break from the hectic pace you’ve had. If you could do anything, what would you do?

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Really?

• The medical term for ice cream headaches is sphenopalatine ganglion neuralgia.
• Google’s founders were willing to sell to Excite for under $1 million in 1999—but Excite turned them down.
• In the mid-1960s, Slumber Party Barbie came with a book called “How to Lose Weight.” One of the tips was “Don’t eat.”

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Cabin Vacation

When Grandpa and Billy entered their vacation cabin, they kept the lights off until they were inside to avoid attracting insects. Still, a few fireflies followed them in. Noticing them before Grandpa did, Billy whispered, ‘It’s no use, Grandpa. The mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.’

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Tourist Warning

If you are considering camping, please note the following public service announcement: In Alaska, tourists are warned to wear tiny bells on their clothing when hiking

in bear country. The bells warn away MOST bears. Tourists are also cautioned to watch the ground on the trail, paying particular attention to bear droppings to be alert for the presence of Grizzly Bears. One can tell a Grizzly dropping because it has tiny bells in it.

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Telling It As It Is

The man told his doctor that he couldn’t do everything he used to do around the house. When the examination was complete, he said, “Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me.” “Well, in plain English,” the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy.”

“Okay,” said the man. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

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Doctor, Doctor!

As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking.” “In that case,” said the patient, “I’ll come back when you’re sober.”

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The Last Word

Speak well of this country of ours, for where would we be without it?

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